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WORLD'S LEAST TOURIST-FRIENDLY TOURIST DESTINATION IN
NORTHWEST NEVADA
An Unofficial History of Dismal, Nevada. Including
Accounts of True Occurances & Obituaries
In 1867, a half-wit shepherd boy named Jervis Dismul located
a mineral rich ledge near the eastern side of Pyramid Lake, just west of the
boundary of modern day Black Rock City, Nevada. When unemployed miners from
Aurora, NV picked up on the rumor that there was ore to be found in the area,
they flocked northward to the dusty playa and began prospecting. Preliminary
assays proved the ore worthless, but by that time the small city had taken
shape.
After the excitement of silver fever died down, the area residents either moved on or eeked out a starvation-level existence mostly by offering funeral services to the nearby towns, them mostly consisting of mining camp eccentrics and pioneer families passing through. The town became known as Dismal, in honor of its slow-witted founder. Quite a dubious honor it was, considering they hadn't bothered to spell his name correctly. By the time the spelling error was found out it was too late to switch as county records had already been published. The cemetary/mortuary workers toiled 3 shifts per day to keep up with all the dead resulting from the frontier encroachment. As belligerent stinkhole communities like the neighboring Vileburg kept the fresh supply of corpses coming, Dismul became known as the "greatest final resting place in Washoe County". Mourners from as far away as Panamint City came to bury their deseased in the picturesque " town of eternal rest". By 1877, it became obvious to town officials that they faced a serious "over-population problem"--the total land occupied by graves, memorials, mausoleums and monuments had already greatly exceeded the town limits. They were, in effect, the victims of thier own success. A meeting of townsfolk was convened at the "Olde West-Style Saloon", but to all it was apparent that, hemmed in by a body of water, rolling hills and hostile natives, the city had little room for growth. From records published in local newspapers: CHILD FOLLOWED BY MONSTER
July, 1874
The little child of Phil and Mythral Cox was removed to the
home of its grandparents after diphtheria was pronounced to be in the home of
Miss Amy Miller, in the hopes that it might escape the dread disease. But the
monster followed it and the child died Monday, aged 2 years.
PARTLY INSANE OCTAGENARIAN PLANNED DEATH FOR YEARS
Winter, 1877
Diphtheria is epidemic at Dismal, Washoe County. Mrs. Tryntje
Rapalje, aged 82 years, who was partly insane, threw herself in her neighbor's
cistern at Gerlach and was drowned. She had long planned death in this manner.
Kent Cates who had been in jail at Reno since last fall, charged with burning
several buildings in the town of Edison, was adjudged insane by County Judge
Ebineezer Laramie and taken to the asylum.
CRIMINAL KILLS SELF, BREAKS LAW
Fall, 1879
A woman who gave her name as Collision died at Vileburg from
a criminal operation performed upon herself. Her parents live near Warm
Springs...her brother took charge of her remains. The woman was young and
pretty and visited every physician in Vileburg to accomplish her object, but
without success...
CALAMITY JANE DEFENDS TITLE
Fall, 1879
"Calamity Jane", of window breaking fame, attempted to throw
a satchel through one of F. Rinne's Clothing Store windows at Bloody Head...She
was arrested (and) ...given 5 days jail time.
BANK OF DISMAL CLOSES
Summer, 1883
The Bank of Dismal, capital $10,000, has closed.
ANTI-DIPSOMANIA GOLD CURE FAILS TO CURE DIPTHERIA
July, 1884
Diphtheria is reported to be epidemic in Washoe
County...Bloody Head is in a state of quarantine. The schools of Jessup, Dismal
and Hard Scrabble have been closed...Bill Von Dismal died in at his home in this
town Friday last...from the effects of the Ackerman anti-dipsomania gold cure
which he was taking...he contacted the the drink habit and it so obtained the
mastery of hm that he was much of the time incapacitated for labor. He was aged
36. He was so anxious to break the fetters that enslaved him... that he risked
and lost his life. He was a great sufferer throughout the treatment.
CALAMITY JANE STRIKES AGAIN
September, 1889
Calamity Jane, the Dismal window-smasher, has put in an
appearance at Bloody Head. She was taken into custody by a policeman as she was
about to wreck a fine plate glass window.
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